Ye Ol' Bladdity Blah

Inside the Ye Ol' Bladdity Blah
As my great grandpappy used to never say, there are basically four types of people in this world.

1. Those who will think nothing about busting up in your Boutique dressed like a fatter - balder Jimmy Buffet, lugging 20 lbs of camera gear and happily snapping away about the wonderful array of holiday colors on display in your shop.

and

 2.   People who really have too short of an attention span to count to four.

 

ESCC Holiday Photo Walk

 

escc photo walk 2012
This evening was the annual ESCC Holiday Photo walk in Downtown Fairhope.
I believe my take-home from the outing is about 30 gb of RAW files to parse through in the coming weeks.
The shop/storefront decorations didn't feel as "complete" ( to me ) this year.

What did feel complete was the the smiling faces of the awesome group of friends from the Eastern Shore Camera Club that descended on Fairhope this evening to practice their craft.       I always look forward to the inspiring contributions from this wonderful group of folks!

I managed to pluck this photo out during the download this evening to act as my first submission.   Can't wait to see what everyone captured!

The Prehistoric Waterfront

The Prehistoric Waterfront

For the weekend, I picked up a Nikon 14-24mm from BorrowLenses.com to use for a holiday photowalk in Fairhope, Alabama on Sunday.

I've added this lens to my Amazon cart half a dozen times but haven't followed through b/c of the $1800 price tag.

Getting familiar with the lens today at Historic Blakeley Park, a few miles from my home I took this shot on the waterfront.  

So far, I'm thinking.. the next time this gets added to my cart, it'll probably get ordered! ;)

 

Mossy Beginings

Another one from this outing... 

A-HA!  Well, not really A-hA!  More like.. mehhm...

Okay, before you get critical and say, this is too busy or is poorly composed or weirdly processed, I just gotta say:

6 times I've walked past this tree and tried to get a shot of the whole tree in the frame.   6 times!   I just can't find the right way to shoot this tree!!  

Plus, I believe the park officials would be grumpy with me if I brought a machete with which to clear things out of the frame :)

So, this is one of those "I learned 100 ways to not make a lightbulb moments.."

..  Plus.. It's still an interesting enough scene that I wanted to share, even though I'm not thrilled with the composition.

..and finally..

Delta Sunset

 I arrived at Blakeley Park around 4pm CST.   I've tried a number of times to get in around sunset and always get smited by something pedestrian.  Last time I attempted, it was the small order of cash.

It costs a token amount to enter and I had zero american presidents at my disposal. 

Plus, I doubted this place has a card swipe machine or RFID google wallet reader :)

This time!  --  Ohh this time I was prepared..   I scooted off with a crisp $10 bill and made it to the gate at 4.    The park guy was great, recommending that I be gone by 5:30.  As he put it, not for his convenience but so that I wouldn't be eaten by an alligator or carried off by mosquitos.    

The latter was more likely.

As I walked down the boardwalk  I heard plenty of critters below and I couldn't help but feel for the men who were tasked with building this boardwalk.   Do they have snake-repellent boots?

At any rate, this is one of the first times I've been able to get a shot of this particular scene that I'm pleased with.  In part because of the loaner lens, in part because of the good light and in part b/c of the cool atmosphere.    I hope you enjoy!

 

"Mr. Santa Claus, Sir.."

MrSantaClaus

Now that the Turkey is devoured and people have been able to take out their repressed angst on strangers on Black Friday, we are coming around to Santa Season, once more.  

I’m a huge fan of the season, if for no other reason than for the photographic opportunities. :)

I took this shot last year, my daughter was pleading with the Santa at Bass Pro Shops, on my behalf.    We had been joking that I had been bad throughout the year so/she felt inclined to use some of her Santa face/time to appeal for my reinstatement to the nice list.

I’m probably not going to be able to out-do this shot, this year.   But, I’ll try!

Alien Sunset

Mercury Sunset

As an idle-passerby'r in this universe and reader of things beyond my intellect, I have a passing fascination with Quantum Physics.  My daughter asked me one day about a Quantum Physics book I was reading, I explained it to her ( for now ) that Quantum Physics is the construct of made-up/probably never applicable physics. 

She's 7.  Usually, she just blinks, calls me silly and goes about her day of DS/Wii/Homework/Cartoons/Kid-Dom.

Quantum Physics is really impossible for someone of my practical mindset to grasp.   Particles with hard-to-imagine behaviors.   For instance, a particle, that if you were to imagine it as a playing card (a standard plane of n width and infinite planal surface), that you could flip the playing card over and see not only the suit, the number but also any infinite number of other supposed "states'.

I mean.. What the hell?   Playing cards with two sides but infinite states?  Who thinks this crap up?

Some of my favorite ideas borrowed from Quantum Physics are the ideas that for every possible outcome of a situation there are matching infinite universes based on those outcomes.    Maybe that means there is a universe where I attended enough college and neglected enough video games in order to understand this stuff.   

I guess, somewhere, there are other pBranes housing universes where the sun doesn't set in the colorful display we see but maybe the sun sets onto silvery lakes of molten Mercury.   I visited this alternate universe recently, and captured this shot.

Or.. I used an IR filter in post. Which-ever.

Intradimensional travel vs photoshop filters.  They are virtually the same thing, anyway.  Until someone flips over the cosmic playing card...

Thankful

Thankful

Increasingly the American tradition of Thanksgiving seems to be eroded away by retail and other things.   Too bad.  

Cousins gathered in the yard, playing ball while dads sit around yacking about football/fishing/work.  
Whatever your tradition is, I hope you are fortunate enough to take pause and observe it, this Thanksgiving!

We've been developing a tradition of family portraits around this holiday -- this was one of my favorites, taken today.

From the Causeway

From the Causeway

The Original Oyster House on the Causeway is the launching point for airboat rides along the delta.    Above the launching area, there is a banquet room for large parties and such.    A few times we've been at the Original Oyster House for dinner, I've eyed the deck on the banquet room as an ideal location for shots in the evenings of the distance Mobile, Alabama skyline.

Finally, last week I got permission from Original Oyster House staffers to camp out on the deck with my tripod and a Sweetwater-420.   I think it's important to be a customer at a place when imposing to use their property for photography stuff.   

The sunset wasn't bad/wasn't the best but we enjoyed our meal as always and I'm glad to have gotten a few shots from the outing.

Amber Waves of Pain

Amber Waves of Pain

 I can't stand commuting.

Awhile back a friend of mine that works for Coke transferred over to Mobile.   
In just two weeks, he found that certain aggressive driving techniques could shave as much as 20 minutes from his commute.   

The Pavlovian conditioning worked and now those particular "stay in this lane and cut over the last minute" behaviors have stuck.

I worked in Pensacola for about 3 1/2 years and in Mobile for about 4 years and I was subject to the same conditioning.   I would scare the crap out of my wife on weekend drives b/c I carried over my work-week aggressive driving to dates/outings, etc.

To this day, even though I am CONSIDERABLY mellower behind the wheel, she drives 90% of the time for our family outings, because of those memories of me casually weaving in and out, following to closely and treating speed limits as the square root of my actual speed.

These days, my commute is more of one from the shower to the coffee pot.  Just when I wonder if that aggressive driving streak is still there, a trip to Orlando/Seattle/Atlanta usually awaken the stupid driving Hulk.

Hulk, SMASH! - Ah, oh.  :)

Here's hoping your friday commute is smash-free.

 

LifeStyles

LifeStyles
Isn't it fascinating, the different lifestyles people live in?  This shot, taken on the Mobile Bay Causeway, I think illustrates the point well.  

This area of land is considered Spanish Fort.   Spanish Fort PD patrol it anyway.  I've been.. let's say.. kindly questioned.. on occasion shooting photos in an abandoned hotel just north of where this shot was taken.
The Median Household Income of Spanish for in the 2010 Census, is listed as $65,000.  The average home vale is $193,000.   

I live in Spanish Fort, today.   This is actually the second time I've been a resident of this town.   The first time, we were homeless and living at the aforementioned hotel shortly after my parents burned down our house/trailer in an attempt to collect insurance money.

I've seen boat/houses like this parked along the North side of the causeway since we moved here in 1993.   They fascinate me.   This represents a freedom that my mortgage-chained suburban mind can hardly fathom.   In my mind's eye, this parcel is occupied by a Vietnam Vet, whose chosen a life of solitude that matches many Jimmy Buffet song-line.

Granted, this could be someone's fishing camp but let a guy's imagination go wild, won't ya?  :)

Step in Line

StepInLine
"They" (whoever they are) say we are in an employer's market.    Our employer's can pretty safely impose some unpopular terms on the workforce.   The safety net comes from the fact that there are 100 people in line for your job.
..or so they say..

I receive, on average 6 emails per week from technology headhunters and I turn down, on average 2 or 3 projecs per month.   Feast or famine, I suppose.  If was unemployed, I'm sure Murphy's Law would route those offers elsewhere.   My employer doesn't wave the "employer's market" banner.  Decent human beings in manager's clothes don't do that. 

I have a friend/professional peer who isn't so lucky.  Richard called me and was beside himself in annoyance and anger, ready to quit his job. We chatted over beers about his work situation, let’s call him Richard.

His manager is a little man, like Bob Parr's manager on The Incredibles. They are on-call 24/7 and he works 70 hour weeks for a too-low salary that isn't commensurate with his job description or his experience.    The manager is demeaning.   He yells at the employees, ties their hands (figuratively) with silly policies.  He reads their email and pours over their web surfing logs with interest.   He is chauvinist, racist, dishonest and rude.    
The guy gets away with it all.   The Sr. Partners of his firm have basically “checked out”, paying no attention to runaway antics of this manager because his department meets their goals.   

Richard has been working on improving his education through certifications and he’s been saving from his modest pay to build a little financial cushion so that he could make a move to another company.   After our small liquid-therapy session, Rich decided to step back in line – grin and bear it for another two months.   On January 1st, he’ll be moving to a new job, one way or another.

How about you?  In this so/called employer’s market are you a “grin and bear it” or have you managed to find decent and benevolent managerial overlords?

That Old, Familiar Feeling

 

That Old Familliar Feeling
Over the last few weeks, I've been attempting to ramp back up for some photography.   

I have some work still to do, on my timing.      I leave the house(my office) with intent to catch a sunrise or sun-set and always seem to get smite'd by traffic or a phone call or... some other bit of life that jumps in the way.  Partly I just don't have the feel for "deploying" from the new house for after-work photo outings.    Living in my old town, Robertsdale, I knew the traffic patterns like grizzled old farmers know the rain seasons.

On top of this, my work schedule this year has been a monumental juggling act.   I can't really get into specifics but I CAN say that I'm basically working 13 hour weekdays and 8 hour weekend/days - 7 days a week.   Some for my programming career and others related to some start-up projects for colleagues & friends.   All things that fit in the work column - not the life column.  

I'm not complaining, mind you.   I've been blessed to have stayed healthy and had the opportunity to work on these things but boy, what a pace! :)

Regular ol' 48 hours weeks are going to feel so/easy by comparison, sometime early next year.

But today, it happened.   I made a sunset by jetting out my door to the nearest body of water, right at 5pm.    I used the NEX-7 because of it's convenient carry/size.   The Sony NEX-7 is really turning into my go/to camera for all misdemeanor trespassing photo outings.   The compact size is totally great for being on-the-move.  I like the menu system and the swivel screen allows for some interesting angles.   The 24 megapixel sensor isn't too shabby after all.  The resulting images feel lightning-fast in post processing compared to the 36 megapixel RAW monsters coming from my D800.

The D800 will still be my Go/To for most above-board photo activities but in cases where I may land in the back of a police car for my antics -- the NEX-7 is definitely my bud.  Hey Sony, there's you a marketing campaign :) 

For this shot I drove past two no trespassing signs and parked my car stealthily between two boats that were hauled out on the shore.    This wasn't exactly a black op.   Despite 2 more signs warning that this area was for owners and club members only, I apparently looked as if I belonged because no one challenged my shutter-happy presence.

It was another epic Gulf Coast sunset and this photo doesn't even begin to do it justice.
It sure felt great being out, shooting again!

 

Let There be Light

Let there be Light

 

Something like 133 years ago, the electric light bulb was invented.

Isn't it fascinating in a world with Nuclear bombs, iPhones, Aircraft and inner-solar system exploration that we are only one living generation removed from the invention of the light bulb? That 100 year old whose birthday was announced by Willard Scott -- their parents lived partially in an era without a light bulb.

Also interesting that we are still re-inventing the light bulb in new ways.

A fantastic lesson for the entrepreneurs out there, just because something has been done, doesn't mean there isn't a market for an innovator promising a better, or simply different, way.

 

Broken Promises

Broken Promises

With election season over, on this Veteran's Day I'm hopeful that our government can set aside partisan politics to make the decisions necessary to work for the American People and the American Idea.

I was troubled to hear about a Veteran's Jobs Bill that was reduced to political fodder back in late September.    The bill aimed to set aside Government funds to help soldiers get back into the private workforce upon returning home.  Instead of working together, the two parties came to an empasse and the bill died.  The Republicans say it's unconstitutional, incorrectly proposed and not within the funding policy.  The democrats say the Republicans are stonewalling the legislation.  

I think most voters you speak with would say "c'mon guys... work it out."

I've heard it said that you can be a Medic in a war-zone for a branch of the US military and prepare/stabilize  critically injured soldiers for the next echelon of care but those same individuals, once in the private workforce, lack the credentials necessary to be a school nurse.

It seems as though bridge-certifications, taking those soldiers credits in an experiential fashion would help things along..  But, I presume there is no room for common sense in Washington, DC.    :|

Saluda Hill

The Gate
Saluda Hill is a private historic cemetery dating back to 1824.  Of those interned here, it is said to be the resting place of a revolutionary war veteran as well as several confederate soliders.

Behind this cemetery you can see the progress of Alabama's First State Veteran's Cemetery.    The cemetery has been under construction for a good period of time but I first learned of it from a local At&t representative & a city councilman, trying to get DSL for my home/office and trying to address larger issues concerning media delivery franchise rights in the town.

As they told me..
"But, I know/see you have available ports.   Can we get a management/override to get service at my address?"
"Look, they wouldn't open a DSL port for the veteran's cemetery just North of your house.  So, you don't have a chance."

I heavily commend Dr. Barry Booth of Spanish Fort, Alabama for his donation to help the new cemetery become a reality.    Anything we can do to honor Veterans' sacrifices  --- we should.

Perspectives on Motive

PerspectivesOnMotive

The owner of this boat came to the Gulf Coast to cash in on opportunities in the BP Oil Cleanup.    At those times, rumors flourished that basically anyone with any type of craft could get paid a per diem for oil cleanup services, with little supervision as how they spent their days.

Sure, plenty of well meaning folks put their boats in the water and checked in with coordinators, working their butts off in oil-cleanup related tasks.    But, disasters are distractions and it's easy to make a buck in the frenzy of moments like that.   Some, got paid a fair daily rate to go out on the water and spend the day, accomplishing very little work.

Did this boat owner do this? Who knows.   What I DO know, is he left his craft in this slip, unmaintained until the point that it sank.    He created a mess for the really nice folks that run the Marina to deal with.  As the dockmaster told me, "He got his BP check and left town."

I've always been drawn to the classifications that some people trully intend to leave the world a better place through their actions while others are simply here to take what they can.

When I was younger, I was a taker, for sure.   

My parents would do whatever they could legally get away with and often some things, they didn't.   From their example I learned that being smart was my weapon and I could wield it freely and unexpectedly to "get" what I wanted from people.      

In my younger times I was a manipulative little creep and nowhere near as smart as I thought I was. 

In my personal life, through exposure to my father in law, I found a model for integrity.  Through my career life, I worked for one of the most honest and decent human beings to ever occupy Earth.  At first, my exposure to these guys was more of a curious novelty.    I was fascinated and generally confused that they would do things for other people completely unphased by imposition and unexpecting of something in return.

Years later, my father in law passed away unexpectedly. (On April 1st, no less.)

The line of people that came to see him into the next life was something like I'd never seen before.  His funeral procession spanned two towns.    It was in the wake of those moments that I looked back at my own motives and learned from the model of his life.    

If I scratched and clawed,lied and cheated my way up the corporate ladder, I'd gain the forced respect I always sought after but the victory party would be a lonely one.    If I touched as many lives as possible through random acts of kindness, not only would I find the respect I sought but I would gain lifelong friends along the way... 

To Fred, I say -- Thanks for living a life of example.

And to the creep that left the mess pictured here, in Fairhope -- "dude, not cool." :)

Shoot the Moon

Shoot the Moon -1

I went out this evening to shoot the October Moon through the telescope with an iPhone 5.

It was a mild form of disaster.
I back out a eyepiece thumbscrew out too far and drop it in the grass.  After fumbling around in the dark with a flashlight for twenty minutes, I declared martial screw-it-ness and went on with the project.

As I pointed the telescope the Azimuth lock-down nut on the telescope broke off at the base. (sigh)

With my Sony NEX cameras, I'd always shoot in quadrants and then stitch the imgaes together as a composite in Photoshop.     I did manage to shoot about 9 shots of the various quadrants before I put the telescope up.

Now, as I sit trying to stitch the images together the natural light fall-off totally 0wns photoshop's stacking algorithm.

On a brighter note, I thought the natural light falloff looks kinda cool, so I thought I'd share, anyway..

#firstworldproblems
:)

Baldwin County Fair

 A Swingin' Good Time

This week, the County Fair is in town @ Robertsdale.   I suppose I'm not like alot of people I know that are bullish on the fair.   I've heard alot of comments on the price of admission, the price for ride tickets, etc.   In fact, as I scarfed down a $6 nacho, I overheard the people next to me bitching about $8 beer.

To me, if you are going to be a Lemming and drink Bud/Miller/PBR at a fair... Expect to be gouged.  :)

Lemmings

At any rate..  I suppose my fond memories relate back to high school.   A good friend of mine lived right across from the old fairgrounds.   While, for them it was an annoyance in traffic, I always thought it was really cool to have the lights and rides right outside your front porch. 

Of course, being a devious sort, fair-time often signalled a week-long war of police tape and any possible thing he could do to keep people from parking in his dad's yard.  Toilet paper...  was just the beginning. 

This time, met up with a photography friend as as always, I had a really fun time shooting over at the fellow troublemaker, Brody, We had plenty of laughs and he showd me some tips on shooting long exposure.

Time Machine

Don't Do Drugs -  Stay in School

Light-writing for the lazy person :)

This also made for a good opportunity to put the new iPhone camera to work.   This shot is using the iPhone 5's internal panoramic sweep mode, adjusted in-camera with snapseed and slightly noise-reduced on upload to smugmug through lightroom.

The result, I thought was pretty respectable considering it came from a camera-phone..

..And of course, I toted around the D800 with a tripod.  Received many odd looks but also took a slightly tighter cropped panoramic with it:

Faire

I learned in this.. that I really-really want a better wide-angle lens.   The 14-24mm is calling me. :)

Something to do.

If you are in Baldwin County, take some time and go out to the fair. Grab some Nachos and enjoy the sights and sounds. You'll have fun -- I did!. The Eastern Shore Camera Club, goes Friday night. Jump on over to their facebook area and hook up with a great/fun group of people that enjoy the call of photography.