Ye Ol' Bladdity Blah

As my great grandpappy used to never say, there are basically four types of people in this world.

1. Those who will think nothing about busting up in your Boutique dressed like a fatter - balder Jimmy Buffet, lugging 20 lbs of camera gear and happily snapping away about the wonderful array of holiday colors on display in your shop.

and

 2.   People who really have too short of an attention span to count to four.